News Report May 13&14
Scrap Update
A rather productive weekend of scrap procurement. My truck suffered one casualty during the last mission as a sidewall was compromised on my front tire. However, the Izuzu Pooper still giveth even while in death, and offered up a replacement tire.
Farm Update
Our batch of 56 chicks (broilers for the freezer) arrived on Friday. I went to check on them this morning before work-mainly so I could track some fresh chicken shit into school-and heard a distinctive squeaking sound. The genesis of a new rat colony concealed within the walls has apparently been developing for quite some time now. Oh, how my pulse quickened! I dug out my rat hunting gear and dusted off my setting pail. My mission takes on new significance and importance with the defenseless brood of chicks to protect from the treacherous jaws of Mr. Rat. Tonight my calling will be realized yet again. Tonight I hunt rat.
A rather productive weekend of scrap procurement. My truck suffered one casualty during the last mission as a sidewall was compromised on my front tire. However, the Izuzu Pooper still giveth even while in death, and offered up a replacement tire.
Farm Update
Our batch of 56 chicks (broilers for the freezer) arrived on Friday. I went to check on them this morning before work-mainly so I could track some fresh chicken shit into school-and heard a distinctive squeaking sound. The genesis of a new rat colony concealed within the walls has apparently been developing for quite some time now. Oh, how my pulse quickened! I dug out my rat hunting gear and dusted off my setting pail. My mission takes on new significance and importance with the defenseless brood of chicks to protect from the treacherous jaws of Mr. Rat. Tonight my calling will be realized yet again. Tonight I hunt rat.
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