Couldn't Resist This One

Sitting together on a train and travelling through the Canadian Rockies
were an American guy, a Canadian guy, an elderly little Greek lady, and a young blonde girl with enormous breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the blonde in
the dark and she slapps his cheek. The blonde girl thinks: That American
guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old
lady and she slapped his cheek.
The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the American again.
Now THAT'S Canadian!!!