Jughead's Party

What sounded like helicopters landing turned out to be some big ass motorsickles arriving at Jughead's weekend bash. A few minutes later there was an awful lot of rubber burning and tire squealing to be heard, so I drove up to investigate. The motorsickle riders turned out to be Kevin and Keith on their Harley's. They were also responsible for the tire squealing. Well, the commotion attracted Wheelie Kid all the way from Hemmingford. He immediately got mightily insulted and riled at the high decibel levels emanating from the bikes, so he went to work removing the exhaust system from his Camaro. Wheelie Kid was also complaining about the mosquitoes so he went down to the road, locked the front wheels and created his own ground level burnt rubber cloud system which immediately took care of any and all insects within a 5km radius. The under 20 year old party attendees where mightily impressed with this display and Wheelie Kid was immediately propelled to celebrity status.


Kevin gets ready for the initial smoke show. He is relatively sober at this point.



Wheelie Kid goes to work in the driveway. Once the exhaust system was removed there were some very serious flames issuing from beneath the car.


Keith had this chrome version of his nut-sack created from a plaster mold and proudly displays it in an offensive dangling fashion from the back of his bike. The extra long tail pipes are not for show, but rather used in wheel barrow fashion to push the bike home in case of breakdowns or collision.